Life's Little Observations

Thursday, February 24, 2005

What Do Paris Hilton's Cell Phone List and Me Have In Common?
It's been reported that Paris Hilton's cell phone was hacked. For those of you who don't know what hacking is, here is the short course. Hacking when someone enters your computer system without authorization.

It seems that a hacker gained entry to Paris Hilton's cell phone and copied the names and telephone numbers and posted them on the internet for all to see.

I went on the internet to look at the list. I looked at the list and checked it again and again. Paris! Where is my name? All of the time we spent together at your family's hotel. All the time that we talked. How about our videos?

I'm dumbfounded, deranged and disappointed that I didn't see my name on the list.

Well Ms. Hotel Girl, here's what I'm going to do. I'm taking your name out of my little black book. I'm taking your name out of my cell phone. And if my cell phone gets hacked, I hope you experience the same level of rage that I felt when I realized I wasn't on your cell phone list.

That's it Paris. I can't live like this anymore. Don't bother calling me anymore. I'll send your call right to voicemail hell! We're done!

Oh, Paris, if you should see Nicole, tell her to hit me up on the cell.