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Sunday, February 13, 2005
Steroids For Everyone!
We watched with awe as Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa hit aspirins out of the baseball park each and every day. Jose Canseco says that a lot of players were involved in taking steroids to improve their ability to hit homeruns, make them faster and be more competitive.What would it be like if people in other walks of life were taking steroids.
How about if your tax preparer was on steroids? Can you see staff accountants in the computer server room shooting up. What's the proof? These accountants were getting refunds for clients that are thousands of dollars more than the average client of their firm.
Corporate research attorneys on steroids! What's the proof? They filed for more patents than any other attorney in the firm.
Convience store clerks have been known to be on steroids. These guys are making 18 foot subs instead of the normal 6 foot subs for Superbowl parties.
You know your favorite musician is on steroids when he can play "Stairway to Heaven" in 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
How about when the self-proclaimed office stud talks about the how long he maintains.... oh wait a minute, that's Levitra, a different type of male enhancement drug. So if Jose Canseco starts talking about his Louisville Slugger, pray, just pray that he his talking about something that is authorized by Major League Baseball.
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