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Thursday, January 20, 2005
Dressing and Driving
I went online to get directions the other day to a place that was about an hour away from where I live. The results page gave me 11 instructions regarding turns to get to my location. Interestingly, the first two lines of the instructions got me 80 percent of the way there. Then the other nine steps of the directions required a greater attention to detail. A left turn here, put the light on to read, a right turn there, put the light back on, another left, put the light on, etc. etc. etc.I finished my swim this morning and I was getting dressed after my shower. I put my pants and shirt on and realized that I was 80 percent dressed. The other items I had to put on required a greater attention to detail. The left sock goes on, then the right sock. The left shoe goes on, then the right shoe. Then the necktie has to be tied selecting the proper knot to match the collar of the shirt. And finally, the goop has to be applied so the hair is perfectly coiffed.
I'm not sure whether driving is like getting dressed or getting dressed is like driving, but I do know one thing. Friends don't let friends drive naked.
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