Tuesday, November 2, was Election Day. I learned many lessons that I can apply to life. Feel free to use these lessons for yourself.

1. Anybody that lives in a state that borders water may have trouble counting.

2. I eat Chocolate ice cream, not because I like it, but because I hate Vanilla.

3. I can go far in life if I learn to talk halfway good.

5. I only buy items that cost $51.48.

6. A "swing state" isn't when you feel good about exchanging spouses with your neighbor.

7. I don’t believe what my wife tells me she bought at the store (exit poll.) I only believe what I see in the bags (final returns.)

So there you have it. Everything we ever needed to know you learned in one day albeit a long one.....