Life's Little Observations

How to tell if you are "the baloney sandwich in the lunch pail of life":

1. You are always a nickel short for coffee so you borrow from your office mates.
2. You are afraid to try to do anything new for fear that it may not be perfectt.
3. You turn around when someone yells "hey asshole!"
4. You think you are the most popular person in the world but everyone is really ignoring you.
5. You don't understand the meaning of "voulez vous coucher avec moi?"
6. You don't dance to the song YMCA because you can't remember how it's spelled.
7. You don't lock the bathroom door in someone else's house because you are afraid you won't be able to unlock it without banging on the door and embarrassing yourself.
8. You think Martha Stewart's definition of insider trading means trading cigarettes inside prison walls.
9. You think Viagra is the body of water between New York and Canada.
10. You think Al Qaeda played the part of Don Corleone in the "Godfather."

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