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Thursday, May 29, 2003
I’m tired, I’m really tired. I couldn’t sleep last night so I flipped on the television and watched all of the motivational programming. As it turns out, I was completely unaware about how I could improve my life. I was taking copious notes in my head. I was sure I could remember everything when I woke up this morning.
When I woke, I grabbed a pencil and a piece of paper and wrote down everything I could remember.
I can buy a house for no money down from a fat guy who is getting a six pack in his stomach area just by pressing his mouse key while at the same time making spaghetti and not losing a strand and cleaning his appliances with some orange colored solution and yelling at me all at the same time.
Another alternative is to learn to play a musical instrument overnight while finding money sources for the rest of the things I want to accomplish in life.
And I can take care of myself from head to toe by cutting my hair with that vacuum cleaner contraption, put my feet in the bubbles while getting my thighs in shape with that genetically enlarged paper clip and trimming my nose hairs.
Now all I need is to find a late night motivational program to show me how to file bankruptcy without a lawyer and help me dispense of all the products that I ordered from last night’s programs. You can buy it from me. . . . .cheap. And if you order in the next 5 minutes, I’ll make one of your monthly payments on the fat guy’s house.
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